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Ask Charlie and Timmy!

January 29, 2009

Two of our most powerful taxpayers tell share their secrets at Iowahawk. They have some advice for "Chris in New Haven," who pours out his woes:

The trouble is when I woke up, there was $200 billion in taxpayer money missing from the nightstand and Angelo was gone. I feel like I should really report it to the police but I don't want Angelo to get in trouble. I'm also worried that they might start asking embarrassing questions, and I might end up having to pay taxes on Angelo's gifts. I feel like I'm being taken advantage of twice! Do you have any advice?

The answer will warm your heart.

Tags: Geithner.Iowahawk.Rangel.